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Yo mamma sooooo ugly....

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yo mammas so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

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Yo momma's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.

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yo mama is so fat i asked if i could use the bathroom and she opened her legs and gave me a flash light and said "good luck"[backfrommygrave5]

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Yo mama was so fat, i rolled over three times and i was still on top of her. [Animal*Girl]

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Yo mama is so fat when God said let there be light he told her to get her fat ass out of the way
[tomfucker]

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yo mamma's so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on jesus' knee! *NIKI* [x.loser kid.x]

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Yo mamma is so fat that when she walks on pumps, where ever she stands oil squirts out of the ground [Teufelsweib]

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(Oh.. alright then. >< [Nympholepsy])
Yo mama's so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rugburn!!

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Yo mama so fat when fighter pilots fly by they say "We have a Bogie at 10,11,12,1,2 and 3 o'clock."[tomfucker]

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Yo mama is so fat when she steped on the scale it said 'to be continued' [emily29]

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yo mammas so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch!!! [yrHatedAngel]

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(lmao. I'm not in this group or anything. But I have a Mama's Joke for you guys..)
Yo' mamas so fat, that when she went sky diving, she landed in the ocean..and the whales popped up singing
We.Are.Familly!! All my brothers sisters and me!!
[-The Digital Stitches-]
OR Yo' mamas so fat, that when she went sky diving, she landed in the ocean..and the whales popped up singing
We.Are.Familly!! Even though you're fatter than me!!
[Summoner Wolf]

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Yo mamma is so fat Richard Simmons laughed at her! [Je Vous Aime]